This past week, I saw a total of 12 movies to kick off the holidays. I’ve been really busy with work, writing, etc. and now that my schedule cleared a little bit, I was able to catch up. I figured I’d share some of the movie madness with you, along with what I believe the tag lines should’ve actually been. Here it is!
The princess movie for feminists everywhere.
2. Captain America: Winter Soldier
Lets confuse you so you don’t remember how bad X-Men 3 was.
4. Transformers: Age of Extinction
Marky Mark is a FILF
5. Obvious Child
Can we laugh about abortion yet?
Three assholes meet women who are smarter than them.
8. The Lego Movie
We know this movie is going to suck but you’ll watch it for the cameos!
10. They Came Together
People who like romantic comedies will hate this.
11. 22 Jump Street
The book was better.